Johnny
From Changeling Venue
| Seeming | Wizened Brewer |
|---|---|
| Court | Spring Court ••• |
| Freehold | The Great Black Swamp |
| Player | Sarah Lazenby |
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"I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man...Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there." - The Big Lebowski
Overview
Alias(es): Johnny, Jay
Real Name: Jonathan McAdams
Age: 25
Concept: Transgendered, wise ass dealer
Relevant Mechanics: Striking Looks 4, Contacts underworld
Character Livejournal: TBA
"Downtime's important. If I had to deal with the fucking mouthbreathers all day I'd dip my head in the deep-fryer." - Randall Graves
Character Information
Mask
- Age: 25
- Height: 5'4"
- Weight: 150
- Nationality: Caucasian
- Hair: Medium length, light brown
- Eyes: Green
- Complexion: Very pale
Mein
- Apparent Age/Actual Age: 25/40
- Hair: Long, light blond
- Eyes: Hunter green
- Complexion:
Background
Current activities Johnny is the festival planner for the freehold of the Great Blackswamp. In his free time he is cuttin' em , rollin em, and smoking that shit.
Background: I ain't a fucking lady. She did that to me, made me look like a fucking girl. I was Jonathan; a football playing, cheerleader fucking, all american superstar dude. I had it all too; sweet ride, hot girl, and I was working on that scholarship to OSU. I was going to play college man, Woody Hayes was sniffing me out. I was going to make it big.
Then I got blindsided. It happened after the last homecoming game, when I saw her for the first time. She was sitting in the crowd with that ridiculous smile on her face. Dude I had to talk to her, I mean my girlfriend was smoking and all but she was going across the state to college. Plus she was just a girl, this was a woman.
Yeah I went along with her, she was just a woman what could she do? She barely spoke, but when she did I kinda got the shivers man. Like nails down a chalk board or some shit like that. I shoulda listened to my gut instinct man. I shoulda gotten out of that car and ran like hell. But I let my labido carry me on, like I always fucking did.
She drove and didnt stop. It just got fucking dark and the roads got all twisted and rough. I didnt know where we were anymore. I tried to open the door but it was locked. She cackled as I tried to get out....
It seemed like days we were in that car or it could have been minutes, Ill never know because it was just so fucking dark. When we got there all these huge guys pulled me out of the car. I thought I was big, but damn these dudes made me look like a freshman. Then shit really got real. They pulled me inside and she looked me up and down. I thought I was in some sort of freaky sex party by the way she looked at me. They stripped me down as she looked at me with more and more disgust. Then she cut off my fucking Johnson dude.
And this is how it was. She found things about me she fucking hated and changed them to her will. She had this wicked little laugh too. It was all a fucking game. By the time she was done I looked like this. Like a fucking girl. Remember that cheerleader I was boffing? I look just like her now. Only way better.
Now that I was fit for her to look at, it was time to go to work. Into the kitchen, with bubbling cauldrons, jars, and vials was where I worked under her. When she would make something new, I was her guinea pig. I have a whole new respect for lab rats, man. But I watched her, and I learned to make shit that will blow your mind. I figured while I was there, I might as well learn a bit from it.
After a few weeks of being used as a test subject, I focused on the recipes that would put her out. I wanted to go back, I needed to find someone who could fix the way I look so I could play again. Finally I found the concoction to put her out and I slipped in her drink at dinner time. The student becomes the fucking master, dumb bitch.
I returned to find that bucket of bolts named Jonathan McAdams got the fucking scholarship. He played, got a degree, and married that fucking cheerleader.
I couldnt have that life back, so I built a new one. I started as a petty dealer, pot to college students, sometimes coke to housewives. I never stayed in one place though, it was always better to travel. Found some friends like me on the road...well kinda like me. They didnt get their cash and prizes ripped off. I always found Bowling Green to be the place I fit best though. Plenty of college kids, other poor fools who found the means to escape, and work for the freehold planning parties.
"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there." -The Big Lebowski
Motley
OOC: Currently forming a motely based in Toledo, OH. More info to come.
Allies
Dub Thgil Reeb - "Found him raging on fucking roids. I think I can chill him the fuck out."
Candy - "What a hot little thing, sucks that nothing but bad follows. I still wish I could bottle that shit up and sell it. Id be a fucking rich man."
Shane Darkpool - "Feck, she's a hot piece of..waitwaitwait...he's...she's..fuck..what the fuck is it?" Darkpool, obviously drunk, regarding his occasional drinking buddy, "Johnny"
Sean Briggs - "Poor guy...Candy got a hold of him and look what happens. I guess Ill help pick up the pieces."
"Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim." - Todd Gaines
The Pub
Howards Club H was opened in 1974, but was purchased and renovated by Johnny in 2005. Hiring local artists to tag the walls and always focusing on booking the best local bands, Howards has re-entered the Bowling Green club scene with a vengence. Upstairs is Johnny's spacious apartment, and the basement is regularly rented out to King Dub Thgil Reeb for events that cannot be mentioned.
Character Inspirations
The Dude - The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges)
Randal Graves - Clerks (Jeff Anderson)
Todd Gaines - Go (Timothy Olyphant)
Soundtrack
Looking out my back door - Creedance Clearwater Revival
Cocaine - Eric Clapton
Sexy Boy - WWF HBK theme
I Feel Fantastic - Jonathan Coulton
Wiid - MC Chris
Quotes
'Johnny's confusing. Don't talk about Johnny in the third person alot, 'least I don't. 'Him' kinda feels wrong, and calling Johnny 'her'... well, that's a good way to ensure I get high, and you get dead.' - Dub
"I tried to explain to Johnny if he practiced yoga, kept tone, avoided dairy products with hormones in them, he would not have to wear a Bra. But, then I suppose not all of us are comfortable in our skins." - Vicky Sage
"He/She/It never drank me under the damn'd table. And it ain't me fault it's got a nice arse..." - Shane Darkpool
Rumors
- Paige Hunting is trying to find a U of M Football player to transplant Johnny into it.
OOC
I am looking for character ties! Is Johnny your hook up? Are you paid protection? Did you take some of his customers? Are you a lovely lady he is trying to score with? Do you and Johnny have a business relationship or do you just hang out and make passes at women? Email me at sarah.lazenby@gmail.com
